Sunday, 11 March 2012

Biting each others nails




                                                  (Background sound) heart is pumping up & down, up & down & the girl is on the verge of kissing you’re…when the door bell rings & the dream gets blasted (Russell Peters Dictionary) into millions & millions of pieces (Vice-Verse for girls). Then finally when Neo returns from the matrix(the dream) into the real world he realizes that,” oh! oh my god, its 10th & I have to submit my Research project to Mona Lisa (name changed for security reasons). Well as soon as he realizes he leaves for work, to the no fart zone, to the Toi-let zone…with all his power & pressure being applied he starts off with his ideation part, ideating for that one good idea, one idea which will win him Oscars???(Jai ho)
                                 This is real & only possible at  MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina , this is what usually every single person doing PR at MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina in my class goes through. When it comes to submissions & projects…This is in short the life@MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina. Very rightly was said by the father of Doctor Rustom from Munna Bhai, he says,” Beta Khawanu Pewanu Mazaa ni life”… we follow that rule at MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina. But again when it comes to performances we have already outsmarted our seniors & aiming to set higher bars for the next batch & so on. The main idea of this professional course at MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina is to give every student a close encounter with the real world. Here we don’t just pay the fees & chill around the university, but even if we do plan, we have Meenakshi ma’am (I’m not acting like Sashi Kapoor of Zanjeer)…well she is that one person who will never let you forget two things…One that you are Big enough to produce kids & Second that It’s your parents who are paying for you, till the time you don’t start earning you will never to come know the real value of money. Well back to the assignment anxiety topic yes we all get anxious at the time of the submissions, biting each other nail’s, pulling & tearing each other’s clothes & as the time gets nearer & nearer, some try to do heroic stunts by going 1st to present…Well history suggests that those who have succeeded have shot to fame & those who failed have forgotten their aims. The professors at MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina are very generous when it comes to internals, no matter it’s a presentation or a submission, all you have to do is send them a mail on the MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina Google groups or an SMS, that’s it!… you must be thinking what happens next, nothing much, either the teacher reads out you message to the class & makes fun of your grammar or murders you on the group by giving you a heavy dose of words & quotes from PR professionals  & then tags everybody so that they can take a lesson from it & at the same time, laugh at it.  But at the end the life@  MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina  is the best place to invest your money with great returns promised…at least better than our government. Then see you at the MAPR (Masters in Public Relations) Mumbai University, Kalina.

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